kisah balik kampung tak jadi october 2021

hai all..good evening..

now that i feel better, the mood to write is here..so here's the story..

my 26 years old brother plan to get married (akad nikah) after isya' prayer on 29th of october 2021. he married his classmate. he's a soldier, and his, now wife is a police. 

due to the pandemic, i, never once, ever met my now sister in law. i know her face, i know their stories, but i never met her face to face. that's not a problem. i'm just stating the facts.

the real story i want to share here is, my bro, i called him "mekja"..yes, he's a man, but i call him "mekja", because, who cares right? i call my siblings whatever i want. 

sooo..everybody was home for the solemnization, except for me. i need to work until 10pm on that night. but it's no big deal, since, even if i was home, i still can't attend the ceremony. only 6 people are allowed to attend. of course i should not be included 😅.

so my bus trip was scheduled at night, 11pm. the bus was not on time as usual as we never know how the traffic went right? so, the bus finally arrived at 11.55pm. 

i was on the bus, slept on off. quite excited, because i miss my cat..i miss meeting my nieces and nephew..no, i'm not excited about meeting my sister in law..i never got excited meeting any adult 💁

it was near 5am, i was at pasir puteh/jerteh when mom called me saying, "nor, ja positif, tak payah balik rumah lah, cari la hotel kat mane2, malam nanti nor kena balik raub semula"

my feeling? dangggg..another trip on the bus going back to hostel..dangggg

i reached tesco bus terminal at 6 near 7am. toilet was calling me since i was at machang. my mind cant do its job well when this "toilet calling" happened. 

finish toilet business, i finally felt well, grab some breakfast and do a bit of thinking. 

at first i was planning to stay at the nearest hotel and go back to raub at night. because i thought there's no day bus trip. after talking to a taxi driver, he recommended me to just hop on the 9am bus. without wasting my mind's energy doing more thinking job, i decided to just get the 9am bus ticket. reached my hostel and get a loooong sleep. 

and before i get the long comfortable sleep. i'll tell you about the bus trip back to raub. i met an old indian couple on the bus. there's an old malay couple too, but i don't talk much with them. instead, the old indian man, i call him uncle, ask for my help with his phone. it was at gua musang. he try to call his son name "Maran". he got some problems using the new smartphone, so he asked for my help. 

after that he became so friendly that he said "sayo ado 6 ore anok, 2 tino, 4 jate, semo nikoh blako doh" "sayo dok mache, ni nok gi kala lupo, anok2 pakat nok kupo situ blako", "anok hok dok melako pon pakat gi kupo situ blako, nok sambut deepavali" "haritu buleh sore cucu, sebab covid ni, cucu buleh jale, lari doh baru buleh jupo" "cucu sayo 14 ore doh" sebenarnye aku tak pernah borak dengan indian kelantan sebelum ni..jadi ade macam wow sikit la..

not long after, he got a call from maxis hotline, and he pass the phone to me..i was like "what am i supposed to say?" (in my mind obviously)..a chinese woman speaking bahasa melayu on the line, asking for comfirmation about...idk..i don't hear well..i just push the decline button, or whatever u call it..the uncle told me, the number keep calling him..and i said, "takde ape kot"..

and i went back to sleep..

i reached raub at 4.30pm-ish. order some food at tapak lepak junior near my hostel saying that i'll pick it up later, i ordered 'nasi ayam gesek+grilled chicken+choc java chip'..went back to my room, take a shower, pray and went back to the restaurant to pick up my food. quite disappointed because i got the worst part of chicken for my "nasi ayam gesek"..bahagian isi nyah..arghh!!! spoil lah!!! and then still continue devouring my lunch+dinner while watching "lawless lawyer episode 6".

my life went back to normal as if nothing happen.

my butt cramp, my neck cramp, my back cramp. my right leg also got some weird feeling. 

all because of me spending too much hours on the bus. huh. 

12am-6am=6hours

9am-4.30pm=7.5hours

total=almost 14hours..

kalah trip pasir mas ke batu pahat..patut laaaa habis 1 badan aku sakit..tua dah aku nyah..

i hope things get better at home..

until next time..

bye

home

hai guys..aini zulkipli yang sendu kembali lagi dengan tajuk, "home".

tidak lengkap rasanya bila aku start tanpa bagi salam..eceeeeehh..acah2 bejurus..

assalamualaikum..😁

so, harini aku datang lagi lepas lengkap 2 dos vaksin pfizer. 😁

perjalanan nak dapat vaksin aku ni, takdelah drama mane pon. 

macam ni, 1 jun 2021, start pkp 3.0 kan? aku kat Raub..ber-pkp dengan room mate aku sorang..masa ni, jadual aku, memang kacau bilau habis ah aku cakap. tidor pukul 4-5am bangun dekat zohor. kadang-kadang tidor lepas subuh, bangun dekat zohor jugak 😌. aku bangun, room mate terus bangun. katanya, "tak best bangun sorang". 🤷. lepas bangun, masing2 masak. aku malas masak, cukupla nasi+ayam goreng+budu tempoyak. jarang aku masak kena tumis ape bagai. kalau ade pon, aku masak ayam phad phet je..my favourite! 

rutin tersebut berterusan hingga pertengahan bulan july. room mate aku mula plan nak balik kampung. aku risau jugak nak balik kampung, takut kedai buka, aku payah nak masuk keje. almaklumlah, kete takde. tapi survey punye survey, bas ke machang ade. room mate aku lebih bersungguh nak balik kampung, sebab duit die dah nak kering..aku ok lagi..masa tu jugak kakak aku ajak balik rumah die (kakak aku kawen dengan orang raub). aku pon dok la rumah die 2-3 malam. musim durian time ni. banyak gila durian, aku & kakak aku kena jadikan tempoyak. abang ipar aku bagi upah rm80(3x buat). ikut kelulusan katanya (kitorang dedua degree🤣). hari aku pergi rumah kakak aku ni jugak la, room mate aku balik kampung. 

lepas 2-3malam kat rumah kakak aku tu, aku pon balik hostel. plan nak dok sorang la sampai kedai buka. mak aku pulak berkali2 mesej, bagitau "kalau nor balik kampung awal2 pkp dulu, boleh dok lame dumoh" ..last2 aku ambil keputusan nak balik kampung jugak. ini berlaku selepas hampir seminggu aku dok sorang kat hostel tau. 

so aku pergi balai polis Raub. minta kebenaran nak balik kampung. masa tu 2 hari sebelum raya haji tau. aku pulak jenis tak tengok calender, tak tau pon raya dah esok lusa. aku ingat akak polis tu cakap,  "ni balik sebab nak raya kan? lepas raya nanti mesti datang balik kan?". aku jawab, "tak lah, kedai boleh buka nanti baru saya datang balik." and aku dapat surat rentas negeri. 

kat rumah (pasir mas), masa tu musim buah. ade buah rambutan, langsat, durian, duku & manggis. hampir setiap hari aku makan. aktiviti harian aku pon agak membosankan. cuma bangun tidor awal sikitlah. pukul 9am gitu. pastu rutin aku (3hari sekali) hanyalah siang ikan/ayam. 😌. busuk tangan aku bhai. satu2nya benda produktif yang aku buat adalah, bersihkan peti ais. 

pastu, 15 ogos, kerajaan mula bagi kelonggaran untuk kami mula operasi semula. pung pang pung pang delay/postpone, u name it, 18/8/21, aku pon datang Raub semula..i was so sad..but i need money, so..hmm..

oh, ter-miss pulek. adik aku, eppa dapat vaksin lagi awal dari aku, aku ni dah tak sedap duduk la, ade la 5-6x aku tulis mesej kat helpdesk mysejahtera, nak cepatkan vaksin. tapi tetap tak dapat. one day, buka mysejahtera, bile dapat tarikh appointment, rase macam, "waaaaaahh" gitew. dah la cucuk vaksin kat klinik swasta. tak perlu beratur ber-jam2. 

so tarikh dos 1 aku 8/8/21. dos 2 29/8/21. 

like i said before, aku start keje 18/8/21, so lepas datang Raub 10 hari, aku balik semula pasir mas pada 28/8/21. 

disinilah point sebenar aku rajin menaip malam ni. he he he. 

abah aku kan, dah berkali2 kata kat aku, "abah dah masuk 60an ni, tak lame dahla"..aku buat muke watlek wat cool jelah..tak tau nak react macam mane. dalam hati risau, sedih, macam2. 

abah aku 61 tahun dah tahun ni guys. masih bekerja. tapi ok la, tak berat macam dulu, sebab adik bongsu aku ikot sekali. tolong abah lipat kanvas penutup lori kat belakang tiap kali nak hantar pasir/batu/tanah/tar kat rumah customers. nanti sekolah dah bukak, tak tau la macam mane. aku risau sebab abah ade penyakit kencing manis, darah tinggi. baru2 ni pulak suspek buah pinggang. tapi Alhamdulillah, 17/8/21 lepas aku teman abah pergi cek kat hospital tanah merah, abah takde penyakit tu lagi. aku tengok abah jalan kaki mesti terhincut hincut gitu. kalau batuk pon, bunyi die macam sakit sangat je. walaupun cara jalan dan batuk yang macam tu dah bertahun aku dengar, tapi, tu la. entahla. 

so, 30/8/21, abah hantar aku kat stesen bas. aku terus cakap kat abah, "abah tak payah tunggu la, orang ramai ni", abah macam ok tak ok gitu, tapi, masa tu, mata aku dah beralun, nak nangis. 

lepas naik bas je, aku terus on earphone, dengan lagu. sambil menangis.🤣🤣. die macam ni tau. nangis sekejap, pastu berhenti, pastu sambung balik..sampai kuala krai aku buat macam tu. sebab lepas tu aku tidor. 😅. aku dok kata kat diri sendiri "aku sedih sebab tinggal miki"..tapi tak nyah..aku pikir pasal abah je terus nangis..

aku pikir, berapa lama lagi masa aku ade untuk jumpe abah aku..ke aku mati dulu? kalau aku mati dulu...adeh..banyak dosa ni weh..

mesti korang pelik kan? kenape abah? bukan ma aku yang aku cerita yang buat aku menangis. entahla. ma korang tak same macam ma aku. ade manisnye, tapi yang pahit banyak lekat dalam hati. payah nak kikis. ha, ni la mungkin salah satu kudis dalam hati aku. aku rasa aku berdosa sebab ade rasa macam ni terhadap ma aku. bertahun aku cuba hilangkan, tapi tetap tak boleh. 

until next time. chiao. (mata bengkak, sebab menaip sambil menangis. aku syak kilang air mata aku besar sangat la). k k..bye

biawak

hai again yall..Assalamualaikum (juruh sikit bunyi) 

sehat ke tu? dah vaksin belum? kalau tak, kite geng..😌..sis dah register untuk vaksin, anda sudah ke belum? kalau belum, kite bukan geng 💃..

hokay..here i am, again..it's lockdown 3.0, dayyyyy..(when is lockdown 2.0 tho?i can't remember) erm, idk what day..oh, i just look at the calendar..we started on 1st of June, it is 6th of June now..so it's day 6 of lockdown..i'm doing perfectly fine..how about u? good? no? if you're good, then, kite geng..ok enough with geng..

so, tujuan posting ini adalah untuk menceritakan semula cerita yang rumate aku cerite kat aku beberapa malam lepas..pukul 2am.. (banyak penggunaan "cerita" disitu, lantak ah, aku bukan nak jawab exam)

ok..cerita dia absurd sangat sampai aku kena share dekat sini..don worry, aku dah cakap kat tuan punye badan, yang aku nak cerite kat orang lain..die on je..

so, serba sedikit tentang rumate aku ni..die tua 2 tahun dari aku..so, aku 29 tahun, die 31 tahun. kitorang 2 2 single 💃😌..die orang pasir puteh..ada ijazah dari UM kos bachelor of arts (southeast asian studies)..die bangga sangat dengan thesis die yang berkait dengan pornografi, sebab thesis die dapat anugerah thesis terbaik..nak bace thesis die, sila lah ke library UM..aku cakap die bangga dengan thesis die, sebab die ulang banyak kali kat aku pasal kejayaan thesis die tu..sis faham guys..sis pon bangga dengan pencapaian sis berjaya langsaikan hutang ptptn sebanyak 28k beberapa minggu lepas..ok sambung..die pandai memasak..die ade kembar seiras..kembar die pendiam, die bising gila..die tak makan sayur selain bunga kubis & carrot (kot)..oh, name die fairuz (bukan nama sebenar)

beberapa hari aku sampai kat cawangan ni, die dah cerita kat aku..die ade kebolehan untuk detect makhluk paranormal sejak kecil lagi..die boleh nampak & boleh berinteraksi dengan makhluk2 tu..dulu die pernah mimpi, "sesuatu" nak turunkan ilmu kat dia, supaya dia boleh guna kebolehan die tu, untuk jadi perawat..tapi die tolak..kalau die terima, mungkin die kerja kat darussyifa la kot..tapi tak la kan..die kerja dengan aku, partner kerja aku..kerja kat zonria ni ha..kedai jual pakaian 💁

so, die cerita kat aku, partner die sebelum ni, nama 'Alia'(bukan nama sebenar)..aku kenal alia ni, sebab pernah kerja sama2 kat cawangan kuala berang..oh, alia orang kuala berang..lepas alia balik semula ke raub lepas selesai urusan abahnya meninggal, fairuz cakap kat alia yang, ade bende folo alia..so masa ni lah tak silap aku yang fairuz tau, alia ada saka..alia sendiri pon ade pernah cerita jugak pasal saka ni kat aku dulu..tapi, aku, biaselah, masuk telinga kanan, tak sempat masuk dalam, die keluar balik ikut telinga kanan jugak..so memory lost

lepas abah alia meninggal, bos barulah bagi peluang kat alia untuk balik ke cawangan kuala berang semula..so, datang pulak partner baru fairuz, nama elis (bukan nama sebenar jugak)..fairuz cerita kat aku, elis ni boleh nampak makhluk2 tu jugak..tapi elis jenis lemah semangat..

kawasan hostel kitorang ni tempat club malam tau..atas bukit..so ade la time2 tu owner club akan sembahyang kat depan kedai masing2..masa ni la elis akan nampak banyak makhluk2 kat tempat sembahyang tu..

so aku tanye la fairuz, "aku ade tak bende2 tu?".. kot la kan ade saka ke..ape2 lah..die cakap takde 💁💆

pastu, aku tanye lagi, "hostel ni ok ke x, ade x makhluk ape2 kat sini?" die cakap takde jugak..but guess what? i dont believe her..why? not because i'd experience something here..but, logically, tengok kat surrounding aku ni, dikelilingi bukit..hmm..macam tempat kesukaan dorang je..

long story short..the 2am punye story ni..

fairuz punye cerita..

masa die umur 25, die ade kat rumah tok die (sekarang dah arwah) kat pasir puteh la ni..die nak mandi, pastu tibe2 die nampak biawak besar kat atas dinding..pastu die macam nak halau la biawak tu kan..tapi bila biawak tu jatuh kat lantai, biawak tu jadi agresif..biawak tu cube gigit fairuz..dorang pon main kejar2 dalam tandas..pastu bile pintu dah terbuka (pada awalnya, pintu tu takleh buka xsilap aku), dorang sambung kejar kat dapur pulak..biawak tu kalah..mati kena pukul kat kepala..

lepas tu, mak sedara fairuz pon ade pergi rumah tok die jugak..fairuz pon bagitau la mak sedara die, pasal biawak tu dah mati kena pukul..mak sedara die cakap "kenapa pukul die, biawak tu dah ade kat situ sejak kecil lagi"..

so, dorang pon biar la biawak tu kat belakang rumah..

malamnya

JENG JENG JENG!!!! 

fairuz bermimpi lagi..ade 7 puteri, berpakaian cantik seperti orang zaman dahulu kala datang kat die, 7 puteri tu berdialog dengn fairuz menggunakan bahasa klasik, contoh la ea, aku lupa ayat yang tepat yang fairuz bagitau kat aku.. "kenapa tuan hamba membunuh tuan puteri?"..fairuz cakap la, die tak sengaja dan terus minta maaf kat 7 puteri tu..

lepas tersedar dari mimpi tu, fairuz takut la jugak, so habis berpeluh..lepas tu die ajak kembar die pergi dekat biawak kat belakang rumah..fairuz pon ambik ranting kayu dan kuis sikit kepala biawak tu sambil minta maaf sekali lagi..

guess what? 

the most nonsense and what i think, ridiculous thing happened...

kepala biawak yang dah kena pukul tu tibe2 elok, biawak tu tibe2 hidup balik dan lari masuk semak kat belakang rumah..

so what i told her was

"masa 7 puteri tu tanye, kenape bunuh die, kenape kau tak tanye die, kenape die agresif sangat?"

"cerite tak logik sangat ni, payah nak percaya" 

"kau berhaulusinasi je ni, tak logik la"

(i laugh so hard to her story guys, she laugh harder)

fairuz cakap, mase tu die umur 25, baru lagi, tak kan nak tipu..kembar die adalah saksi kejadian..oh, aku kenal jugak kembar fairuz ni..die kerja kat cawangan pasir puteh..aku pernah transit kt cawangan tu 2minggu..

i can not brain guys..this is too much..can you brain this? 

sekian

my dream just now .

Ola..

i just woke up from my dream actually..it's 9.50am on 25th february..yes..it is my second sleep 🤣 or whatever they call it..it is so fun that i need to share it here before my memory fade..you know how dreams fade when time passes right? 

so, at first my siblings and i just started a new business, and it's quite successful. i think it was a mega hardware store. (in real life, this maybe because i keep imagining starting my own business). after finished the day at work, my siblings, my nieces and i went to our parents' home. we do some gardening at iur parents' backyard. (in real life i posted something related to gardening in my postcard. fyi the home i'm saying here is my previous home. we all used to clean our lawn together, but most of the time i did it alone, because i just enjoy doing things like that, cleaning a bigger and more complicated area).

when we finished, i went to the front door and was stepping on the stairs when i saw a big cobra at the opening of the door. i screamed for my older brother. he came running. my other siblings were there and panicking. but then i saw my mom in the house who came from the back of the house. my older bro and i tried warning her, but she just take the cobra and hold it. well. thats weird. 

then i look around the house. and i was really shocked because the house was surrounded with hundreds of cobras. but then i quickly realized, real cobra can't be that much at one place and they were too short!!! these cobras must be the incarnation of black magic sent from bad people who tried to scared us. they're jealous of our business (that's what i thought at that time).

so, i quickly read some of the du'a including ayatul qursi, 3kul and part of yasin "waja 'alna mimbaini aidihim saddanwamin kholfihim saddan, fa aghsyainahum fahum la yubsirun"..and i didnt memorize ayat seribu dinar in real life 😅😅 so i didnt read it..bad Aini..and  blow it to the cobras. some of the cobras became blurry as if they were going to vanished while running away from me in the same direction. the backyard!!!..my older bro lead us to the direction of the cobras. and we saw them all going into a hole next to our neighbour's house, which is my cousin. at this time i just look at it from far since i was looking after my two nieces. they're standing next to a reservoir filled with dirty water. (this reservoir really exist in real life, my dad made it to gather to dirty water from the kitchen)

and later i was at other house, it was my house but i dont recognize it. but i know it was just next to siam. 😅. next to siam like few steps away. only divided by palm trees plantation. so, here ..omaigad, my memories start to fade already..i cant connect the scenes together.. i just remember that the black magic didnt stop there. someone still try to sent other creatures and i fight them with my older bro. we fight using light sabers. of course they all lose 🤣🤣.. and then there's this creature, quite big, wearing a black outfit and a white mask with fiery eyes. he saw me from afar and from the gesture, i knew he want to fight me again. yes, it was our second fight, i met him earlier, and i fight him my older bro. we win. he move like a ghost, flying, and i run like people in naruto, very fast towards the empty space so that we could fight. but when we met, it was Yoo Ah In. a korean actor. LOL. we cancel our fight because i suddenly saw a girl peeking at us from the palm tree plantations. i told my older bro, "we need to catch that girl, i think she's the one sending those creatures to us", after saying bye to Yoo Ah In, i run towards the girl with my older bro and another unknown boy. yes we run like naruto. and the girl was sooooo fast!! 

suddenly we reached a building made with bricks. it looks like a temple. an old one. i ask my bro "are we in siam already?" my bro said no. 

the girl already reached the top, so we need to climb it. but there's a ritual inside the building. we need to sujud so that in the middle of the stairs, if we didnt, we will die. so the three of us did. 

so we all reached the top and the girl give us something. when we get that, we know we are safe from balck magic. when we are climbing down, the girl suddenly attack my older bro's neck with a sword. blood gushing out, i pulled out my sword and swing my it to the girl. she was hurt, but then i realized the other boy who followed me, betrayed me, he tried to kill me now. but i got away. idk what happen to my older bro🤣

i like my dreams because it is full of adventures..

this dream is not complete, because i already forget many parts of it..but i do remember the atmosphere. 

done..ok bai